Alright, if it wasn’t a sure thing before, it has now been confirmed.  Bill Clinton is the smoothest talker ever.  He walks into North Korea, a sworn enemy of ours, charms the pants off Kim Jong Il and strolls out a few hours later with two American prisoners.  Incredible!

Someone should hire this guy to fix the sports world.  Can you imagine if team owners hired Clinton to negotiate union contracts.  The players would be making minimum wage.  But seriously, there are a lot of issues plaguing the sports world.  None of which that can’t be solved with some creative and slick mediation.  However, there is one group of people in the sports world that need Bill Clinton, the slickest character around, working for them…THE FANS!!!

We need to have a representative in all collective bargaining sessions between owners and players.  When they are complaining about who gets what percentage of total income, we’ll have Slick Willie in there bargaining our right to reasonably priced tickets.  Baseball games that don’t cost $250 for  a family of four to attend.  How about mandatory autograph sessions for the kids?

Lets have Slick Willie working for us.  Lets get sports back from the greedy owners and players.  Send him letters, shoot him an email, lets get the movement started!  Bill Clinton for Chief of Fans!!!  Who’s with me?